My story is the BEST!
I was sitting in front of a lake.
THEN SUDDENLY FRECKING MERMAN CANDA CAME OUT OF LAKE AND MADE ME PRINCESS OF MERMAIDS EVEN THOUGH ME NOT A MERMAID AND THEN I HAD TO SAVE THE CRAN KINGDOM SO I HAD TO USE MY SUPER PRINCESS POWERS TO SET OUT THE UNDERWATER FIREPLACE THAT WAS THREATENING TO BURN THEI UNDERWATER CITY BUT THEN A MERMAN CANADA WAS ALL LIKE "I AM NOT MERMAN THIS IS JUST A DISGUISE" SO HE LEADS ME OUT OF WATER AND HE BECOMES ANGEL AND ME PRINCESS OF MERMAIDS IS ALL LIKE FUCK YEAH BUT THEN PRINCESS ME HAS TO FACE THE HORRILE WIZARD OF HOMEWORK AND WIZARD OF HOMEWORK CURSES ME WITH LONG LASTING SLEEP PILLS SO ANGEL CANADA GOES TO IGGY AND HE MAKES SOME WEIRD SPELL SO I TELETRANSPORT TO MY BED AND MY FAMILY ACTS AS IF THAT HADN'T HAPPENED.
(brings sister to computer)
TELL THEM I AM NOT LYING!
sister: Sis, that was a dream, not an real adventure.
Me: (throws sister through window) Excuse her, she has a little mental problem