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"Meow."

You turned to your cat, Kuro. He had been following you non-stop ever since you brought him home with you. You stared. He stared back. "(name). What are you doing?" Luzifer walking into the room, Beer and Coffee in hand.

"Kuro won't leave me alone." You said, taking the Coffee from his hand and take a sip. "Maybe he just likes you. It's a natural thing for cats."

"I found my underwear in his basket. He stole my clothes and I had to chase him around the house just to get it back. He constantly pestered me to pay attention to him. He purposely broke his own toy just so He could follow me to the market. You call that NORMAL?" You asked,glaring at your cat.

"...He just likes you." Luzifer chuckled, petting the cat. "Stalker-cat wise." You growled, going back to your Reader-insert. "Meow." Kuro placed a paw on your leg, Giving you that kitty look which always worked on everyone. Well, Not today...

"Kuro, Stop that. You're creeping me out."

Kuro hissed at you and jumped on the table, closing the computer. "...What." You said, glaring at the cat. "Meow." He sat on the computer. "Move." You said, poking Kuro's body. "Meow." He purred, falling asleep.

"I. GIVE. UP." You shouted, throwing your hands up in the air and face palming yourself in the process. "It's not that bad." Luzifer said, kissing your forehead. "Having a Possessive cat?" You asked. "He's not..." Kuro was hissing at Luzifer, telling him to 'get your grubby hands off my owner'.

"...I'll just go get us some food." Luzifer said, standing up and going into the kitchen. You looked back at the cat, who was still hissing at Luzifer until he left. "...I hate you so much."You mumbled. Just then, Aila came into the room, a lollipop in her mouth. "Ah. Dara, can you come here for a sec?" You asked.

"Hm? ...Sure." Aila walked over and sat down in a chair next to you. "So. What does the awesome name need from a newbie like me?" Aila asked, grinning. "Haha. Very funny. I just want you to talk to Kuro and tell me why he's so possessive of me." You said, pointing to the cat.

"Aaaand, Why do I get in return?" Aila asked. You just gave her a hard glare. "I'm just kidding bro, Chill." She giggled, puching you lightly in the shoulder. She then turn to the cat and started asking it a few questions.

"Why are you so possessive?"

"Meow."

"He says It's because I love you. Why do you love her?"

"Meow."

"It's because She's the first girl to actually win my heart. So...Are you REALLY A cat?"

"Why are you asking him that?" You asked, giving her a weird look. "Because. Cats aren't normally THIS possessive of their humans. Only their toys." Aila Replied, poking the Cat's nose.

"...Pfft!" Suddenly Aila looked away, hand over her mouth. "What?" You asked, tapping her shoulder. "K-Kuro...ppfft! Kuro...Is acutally...Japan! BWAHAHA!" Aila fell over, laughing her heart out. "Wait, What?! The cat's Kuro?!" You asked. Aila was too busy laughing to actually listen to you.

You looked back at the cat who was glaring at Aila. "Y-You're Kuro? THE Kuro Honda?" You asked. Kuro nodded.

"How did you..." Kuro licked your lips before you could finish.

Suddenly a flash of light emmited from the Cat, engulfing the entire room in white.

After a few moments, the light died down and you could see again. There, standing before you, was Kuro. "Konichiwa, (name)." Kuro grinned.

He then kicked Aila. "Oi, get up and leave already." He growled. Aila stuck her toungue out at Kuro. "Fine." She said, standing up and leaving.

"Now then...What were you saying about me being a 'Stalker'...?" He asked, moving towards you. You backed away until your back hit the wall.

"Eheh...he...?" You nervously laughed. Kuro let out a loud laugh before placing both arms on each side of your head, trapping you. "Now, how shall I punish you?" He asked, leaning in and licking your ear.

Let's just say... You swore to never pick up cats randomly.
Based off a true story. I have this cat that looks alot like Japan AND 2p!Japan(minus the Red eyes: He has yellow) and He won't leave me alone...

Me: ...Leave me alone.
Cat: Meow. (No.)
Me: WHY NOT QAQ
Cat: Meow. (Cause.)
Me: CAUSE WHAT. QAQ
Cat: Mew. (You're my owner and I love you.)
Me: I LOVE YOU TOO BUT YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT.
Cat: Meow~! (Deal with it, Dear~!)
Me: MOOOM! *runs*


CAT SERIOUSLY, LEAVE ME ALONE. QAQ

2p!Japan, 2p!Germany(c):iconhimaruyaplz:
You(c) I dunno~?

EDIT: JFC YOU GUYS THIS IS LIKE MY MOST FAVOURITED DEVITATION STAHP
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:iconbugbear1234:
bugbear1234 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015
love it la in love la in love la in love la in love la in love la in love la in love 
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:icondarkangellala:
DarkAngelLala Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014
rolling on the floor laughing mygosh! good job :3
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:iconeeveemon43:
eeveemon43 Featured By Owner Edited Nov 30, 2014
my cat he always follows me around.He won't leave me alone. He can open doors.The Stalker Kitteh icon 
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:iconbloodycherryblossom1:
Me: Kuro. Please don't turn me neko.
Kuro: Too bad.
*poof*
Me: you jerk!
kuro: love you too~
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:iconrosemayliegottschalk:
RoseMaylieGottschalk Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
....O.O 
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:iconkiriant:
Kiriant Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well my orange cat Toby, will be watched a lot closer by me......holy chiz is that why he wants to be in the same bathroom when I shower??!!Lovely Shoujo (Total shock) [V4] 
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:icondreamsofdarkenedhope:
DreamsOfDarkenedHope Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I got a white cat called fluffy! A few years back he would sit on my books when i was reading a walk on the computer! Then he got mad at me and stopped liking me but now he's back to being my little stalker... He tries to sit on my ipad... Tsukiko Tsukikakushi (Happy) [V1] 
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:icondancechamp520:
dancechamp520 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
kawaii
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:iconkawaiibunny4:
kawaiibunny4 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hhahaha kawaii
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:iconnovadragonheart81:
novadragonheart81 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014
You have cat to be kitten me right meow
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:iconyurimikki:
YuRiMiKkI Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014  Student Artist
nO CAT PUNS
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:iconnovadragonheart81:
novadragonheart81 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014
yES CAT PUNSi mAKE THE MEOWST OF THEMtHEY ARE PURRFECT
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:iconwombathewombate:
wombathewombate Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
stHAP WITH THE CAT PUNS
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:iconnovadragonheart81:
novadragonheart81 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014
I WOULD PURR-FUR NOT TO
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:iconlizana66:
Lizana66 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol enough yet?
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:iconnovadragonheart81:
novadragonheart81 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014
:icontardguitarplz:
NOPE.

Although, maybe I should paws for thought.
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:iconlizana66:
Lizana66 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
 lol stawp
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:iconigame101:
IGame101 Featured By Owner May 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lmfao
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:iconfrost8711:
frost8711 Featured By Owner May 12, 2014
5 stalkers in my house
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:iconjc24scuba:
jc24scuba Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014   Artist
Wait what about luzifer?
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:iconyurimikki:
YuRiMiKkI Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014  Student Artist
That's up to you on what happened to him.
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:iconjc24scuba:
jc24scuba Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014   Artist
ok then....he took pictures...and got his ass kicked
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:iconkirawolf54:
KiraWolf54 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
xDDDD I love it but that ending tho! XD
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:iconxxandybiersack:
XxAndybiersack Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2014  Student Writer
I wanna kitty!!! Awesome story!!
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CandiProductions Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I had a cat name Rusty-pants that always followed me around! He attacked every cat that got near me, hated it when people came near me, cause he always hissed at them, and always sleep with me on my bed, and every time I locked him out of my room, he'd just meow and scratch at the door till I let him in. It was scary. He even waited at the front door when I leave for school, and always greeted me first when I come home. I swear, if her was a human, he'd probably be even more obsessed with me! >.<
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:iconpastagirl97:
Pastagirl97 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014
Your cat is male!Belarus.....
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:iconcandiproductions:
CandiProductions Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I bet he is xD I still have em, he's watching me type this...
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:iconpastagirl97:
Pastagirl97 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014
Good luck (hope he doesn't turn human for you)
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:iconcandiproductions:
CandiProductions Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'd probably pass out xD
And thanks!
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:iconpastagirl97:
Pastagirl97 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014
Welcome!
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:iconyurimikki:
YuRiMiKkI Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014  Student Artist
...Damn.
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:iconcandiproductions:
CandiProductions Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yep...
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:iconhetaliaelsalvador17:
HetaliaElSalvador17 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Perverted Cat!
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:iconhetaliaelsalvador17:
HetaliaElSalvador17 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
It's Silly XD
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Hinatathebloom1 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014
Loved the ending XD
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:iconrockgothprincess:
RockGothPrincess Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Student General Artist
My cat's name is Kuro...... YAY!!!:D (i think)
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:iconfaustita:
Faustita Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014
kikik <3 XD
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:icontheanimeangel:
Theanimeangel Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014
I have a cat like that, he is always on my bed, and once I found my under garments in his cat box, It was the same with my mom's robe. Our cat is a pervert -_-"
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:iconheavenle0024:
heavenle0024 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014
i feel so bad for reader-chan *see cat* *turn into cat* meow (crap)Kyo icon 
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:iconilovecats13:
ilovecats13 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I agree
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:iconfemportugal:
FemPortugal Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my god. That remonds me of this really creepy boy who is a stalker to all my friends and me.
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:iconmissbuttergamer:
missbuttergamer Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014
i dont know why but i am laughing way to hard at this comment
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:iconfemportugal:
FemPortugal Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol. You laugh a lot don't you?
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:iconmissbuttergamer:
missbuttergamer Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014
it heals the soul...
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:iconfemportugal:
FemPortugal Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It does. But i can't help or stop it when i laugh. I have PBA*depression corner.*
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:iconmissbuttergamer:
missbuttergamer Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014
what is pba?
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:iconfemportugal:
FemPortugal Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
you have to look it up. its too hard to explain.
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:iconkiyorihiroshi1234:
kiyorihiroshi1234 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014
just like my cat
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:iconjkls39:
jkls39 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:meow:
That's all I can say~
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:iconiwantcandy987:
Iwantcandy987 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Me(c) pretty sure Kuro
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