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"Meow."

You turned to your cat, Kuro. He had been following you non-stop ever since you brought him home with you. You stared. He stared back. "(name). What are you doing?" Luzifer walking into the room, Beer and Coffee in hand.

"Kuro won't leave me alone." You said, taking the Coffee from his hand and take a sip. "Maybe he just likes you. It's a natural thing for cats."

"I found my underwear in his basket. He stole my clothes and I had to chase him around the house just to get it back. He constantly pestered me to pay attention to him. He purposely broke his own toy just so He could follow me to the market. You call that NORMAL?" You asked,glaring at your cat.

"...He just likes you." Luzifer chuckled, petting the cat. "Stalker-cat wise." You growled, going back to your Reader-insert. "Meow." Kuro placed a paw on your leg, Giving you that kitty look which always worked on everyone. Well, Not today...

"Kuro, Stop that. You're creeping me out."

Kuro hissed at you and jumped on the table, closing the computer. "...What." You said, glaring at the cat. "Meow." He sat on the computer. "Move." You said, poking Kuro's body. "Meow." He purred, falling asleep.

"I. GIVE. UP." You shouted, throwing your hands up in the air and face palming yourself in the process. "It's not that bad." Luzifer said, kissing your forehead. "Having a Possessive cat?" You asked. "He's not..." Kuro was hissing at Luzifer, telling him to 'get your grubby hands off my owner'.

"...I'll just go get us some food." Luzifer said, standing up and going into the kitchen. You looked back at the cat, who was still hissing at Luzifer until he left. "...I hate you so much."You mumbled. Just then, Aila came into the room, a lollipop in her mouth. "Ah. Dara, can you come here for a sec?" You asked.

"Hm? ...Sure." Aila walked over and sat down in a chair next to you. "So. What does the awesome name need from a newbie like me?" Aila asked, grinning. "Haha. Very funny. I just want you to talk to Kuro and tell me why he's so possessive of me." You said, pointing to the cat.

"Aaaand, Why do I get in return?" Aila asked. You just gave her a hard glare. "I'm just kidding bro, Chill." She giggled, puching you lightly in the shoulder. She then turn to the cat and started asking it a few questions.

"Why are you so possessive?"

"Meow."

"He says It's because I love you. Why do you love her?"

"Meow."

"It's because She's the first girl to actually win my heart. So...Are you REALLY A cat?"

"Why are you asking him that?" You asked, giving her a weird look. "Because. Cats aren't normally THIS possessive of their humans. Only their toys." Aila Replied, poking the Cat's nose.

"...Pfft!" Suddenly Aila looked away, hand over her mouth. "What?" You asked, tapping her shoulder. "K-Kuro...ppfft! Kuro...Is acutally...Japan! BWAHAHA!" Aila fell over, laughing her heart out. "Wait, What?! The cat's Kuro?!" You asked. Aila was too busy laughing to actually listen to you.

You looked back at the cat who was glaring at Aila. "Y-You're Kuro? THE Kuro Honda?" You asked. Kuro nodded.

"How did you..." Kuro licked your lips before you could finish.

Suddenly a flash of light emmited from the Cat, engulfing the entire room in white.

After a few moments, the light died down and you could see again. There, standing before you, was Kuro. "Konichiwa, (name)." Kuro grinned.

He then kicked Aila. "Oi, get up and leave already." He growled. Aila stuck her toungue out at Kuro. "Fine." She said, standing up and leaving.

"Now then...What were you saying about me being a 'Stalker'...?" He asked, moving towards you. You backed away until your back hit the wall.

"Eheh...he...?" You nervously laughed. Kuro let out a loud laugh before placing both arms on each side of your head, trapping you. "Now, how shall I punish you?" He asked, leaning in and licking your ear.

Let's just say... You swore to never pick up cats randomly.
Based off a true story. I have this cat that looks alot like Japan AND 2p!Japan(minus the Red eyes: He has yellow) and He won't leave me alone...

Me: ...Leave me alone.
Cat: Meow. (No.)
Me: WHY NOT QAQ
Cat: Meow. (Cause.)
Me: CAUSE WHAT. QAQ
Cat: Mew. (You're my owner and I love you.)
Me: I LOVE YOU TOO BUT YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT.
Cat: Meow~! (Deal with it, Dear~!)
Me: MOOOM! *runs*


CAT SERIOUSLY, LEAVE ME ALONE. QAQ

2p!Japan, 2p!Germany(c):iconhimaruyaplz:
You(c) I dunno~?

EDIT: JFC YOU GUYS THIS IS LIKE MY MOST FAVOURITED DEVITATION STAHP
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:iconkawaiibunny4:
kawaiibunny4 Featured By Owner 6 days ago  New member
Hhahaha kawaii
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:iconnovadragonheart81:
novadragonheart81 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014
You have cat to be kitten me right meow
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:iconyurimikki:
YuRiMiKkI Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014  Student Artist
nO CAT PUNS
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:iconnovadragonheart81:
novadragonheart81 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014
yES CAT PUNSi mAKE THE MEOWST OF THEMtHEY ARE PURRFECT
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:iconwombathewombate:
wombathewombate Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
stHAP WITH THE CAT PUNS
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:iconnovadragonheart81:
novadragonheart81 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014
I WOULD PURR-FUR NOT TO
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:iconlizana66:
Lizana66 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol enough yet?
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:iconnovadragonheart81:
novadragonheart81 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014
:icontardguitarplz:
NOPE.

Although, maybe I should paws for thought.
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:iconlizana66:
Lizana66 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
 lol stawp
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IGame101 Featured By Owner May 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lmfao
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